Beard For Days (FF 26)

from Freestyle Friday Vol. 1 by Philo Reitzel



This is the first track in the Freestyle Friday series that I self produced.


I let my muthafuckin beard grow long as fuck
now this muthafuckin song is stuck
in ya head, you got kids better put em to bed
this ain't for their ears yet they can't grow no beards yet
drive my muthafuckin beard around on a truck
it's a Chevy so it's strong as fuck
it can carry the heavy load that nary a face has growed
or grown, you need to borrow some I'll give you a loan
I got beard for days, start a bearded craze
might rock my beard in a bearded braid
one time my beard nearly got me laid
til she saw James Harden and said I'm merely startin
my beard adventure that I clearly entered
way before you amateurs in No Shave November
it's a beard race and I'll be the clear winner
and even save a little taste for after dinner.


from Freestyle Friday Vol. 1, released December 16, 2020


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Philo Reitzel Asheville, North Carolina

Philo Reitzel raps, makes beats, videos, and illustrations. He currently splits his time between southern Mexico & the woods outside of Asheville, NC. For a time he lived in The Tenderloin, San Francisco, pre-tech-bro boom, performing at such venues as Club 6, The Fillmore, and Elbo Room. He drops a new song & video each week for his Freestyle Friday series on IG/YouTube/fb. ... more

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