Positive Dad Rap (FF 84)

from Freestyle Friday Vol. 1 by Philo Reitzel



I might be running out of things to say
I don’t wanna be that dude that gives a PSA every 7 days
Sounding like somebody’s square dad rappin
Lookin in the mirror like “damn Phi, when the fuck did that happen
You used to be a lot of fun and run the streets
But then you grew a beard and turned into the weird fun police
I’m unimpressed with your sophisticated consciousness
69 out of 80 times you merely state the obvious
We get it, you’re positive
Why don’t you start a rap group with Logic while I unfollow this
You bandana t-shirt modeling
Wrong demographic for the culture muthafucka why you botherin
Are you hiding a receding hairline?”
Nah that’s just my widow’s peak dude be careful when you speak to
Your great uncle, cuz I need help too
And next week I got some more advise to tell you


from Freestyle Friday Vol. 1, released December 16, 2020


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Philo Reitzel Asheville, North Carolina

Philo Reitzel raps, makes beats, videos, and illustrations. He currently splits his time between southern Mexico & the woods outside of Asheville, NC. For a time he lived in The Tenderloin, San Francisco, pre-tech-bro boom, performing at such venues as Club 6, The Fillmore, and Elbo Room. He drops a new song & video each week for his Freestyle Friday series on IG/YouTube/fb. ... more

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